Dear Mr. Rudolph,I am sorry, i deeply and truly regret having used your name in my blog without any permission. I was triggered by a youtube filmpje in which you accidently killed a pigeon with your cricketball. Remember? Off course you remember, it was partly because of me that you were given no change to forget. I constantly reminded the internet community, via my blog, off your action.
I can imagine that after having killed a pigeon, though by accident, one needs rest and time to contemplate. Instead of giving you the phonenumber of slaughtofferhelp i named you an animalkiller and a scrupulous man. I was only thinking of myself, trying to be witty and becoming a more popular blogger, without any respect of your feelings.
I hope you can forgive me. I am trying to be a writer, but so far i have been unsuccesful in convincing others that my penfruits are worthwile. This is because i have sinned, and sinners cannot create. I will donate, on your behalf, a few euro's to the party of the animals in the Dutch parliament (they are leaders in the latest polls here!!) and hope you will be able to forgive me.
Kind Regards,
Michiel Cobben
Hi Mike,
BeantwoordenVerwijderenNo bother. No use crying over spilled milk. I thought it was just dressing room banter. You're not a sinner: what have you killed exept some bits and bites and your sisters doll?
By the way: the pigeon was send to Marianne Thieme already. I used to know her from our term breaks in the Netherlands. She was a waitress in Grou. Perhaps you've met her as well?
Nu weer even Engelse groeten,
JPUK
Ah well, since you are a bekende englishman with connections, do you have the mailadres of marianne Thieme (just to say i was sorry)
BeantwoordenVerwijderenNunca problema. Regardez sur le Webseite von Partido para os animais en you'll find her Worldlog in oche lingua. (www.partijvoordedieren.nl)
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